Ever had ketchup with a side of rice? 🍚

If your answer to that is yes, I will be putting you in my prayers

Absolutely no way I'm seeing this alone 🙀

...because we don't gatekeep over here 👀

Welcome to Doggy Land 🐶

Everything reminds me of HER 🤧

....also, consider this proof of life 🫣

What is it with humans and drugs? 💊

....I'm genuinely curious

They're putting chips in people's brains now? 🍟

....not that kind of chip lol, I couldn't find the tech chip emoji 😭

How much would you pay to find love? ❤

You can now use iMessage on Android? 🤖

...your eyes aren't deceiving you

Hulu is getting married to hu?

I spelt 'who' wrong? 🌚

This dude want's to get rid of the moon 🌑

Is he being serious?

Don't Do Drugs Kids! 💊

no seriously, don't

I've got some EXCEL-lent News - which may involve iPhones and Pythons 📱 🐍

Don't be scared...